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gabilliamqueen: i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking haha guess whos gettin that dick not u me
Doctor: We're sorry, boys, but Nathan can't sing.
Jay: But you said..
Doctor: We said he might, but-
Tom: THIS BETTER BE SOME FUCKING JOKE OR I SWEAR TO GOD-
Doctor: We're sorry, but this is what happens.
[At the concert a few hours later]
Max: Sorry guys, but we have news..Nath isn't coming back-
[Nathan runs on stage and hugs them]
*World explosion when Tom and Max scream and sob*
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
But guys. I walked out of my house today to see a bunch of plastic forks sticking out of my lawn. I dont even know what to do. Im just laughing. This makes no sense.
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
morgrana: you see in the UK it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
manneon: lnfamy: dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
mattymullinsbuttblog: I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH THIS IF GOOGLE WOULD HAVE PURCHASED TUMBLR. AT LEAST I WOULDNT BE SO SCARED OF THEM FUCKING US UP.
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
jojenobrien: Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy. Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
maliciousmelons: *trips over my low self esteem*
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
Directioners : The Wanted are so immature for answering Questions about One Direction, and basically confirming what we already know, that 1D and TW aren't friends and never will be, Grow Up.
Directioners : OMG Louis made the crowd at a 1D concert boo The Wanted at one of their concerts, how sassy and hilarious !!!!!!!!!11!! sassmaster from doncaster hahahahaha
Directioners : how DARE Max call Harry a 'top shagger', name-calling isn't cool and could hurt our precious cupcakes feeling, The Wanted are such immature assholes.
Directioners : OMG, Zayn just called Max 'Chlamydia boy' how fucking hilarious, obviously getting his awesome sass from Louis.
AND YOU WONDER WHY NO-ONE LIKES DIRECTIONERS, JFC.
Long live Luke McGuiness!!
jaybeers: Just watch as he deals with hate for Jay and the boys and my fave!
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
'If I met you in person...' Finish it in my ask.
denounces: I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
girl: you are so obsessed with this guy why don't you name you first son after him
me: i think he wouldn't like to name his first son after himself
the-stench-of-that-impala: I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
I love Nareesha and E! is making her look like a...
jaybirds-smile: Don´t mess with my girl, man!
Dum Spiro Spero: nathansexgodsykes: excuse me E!... →
carolina203: nathansexgodsykes: excuse me E! imma let you finish what you were saying but first i just wanna tell you that Naressha is a kind, caring individual who takes care of the boys and gets on well with them all so could you fuck off and not make her look like a stingy prude I hate how things…
how to ruin your life: actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance